1. I am sick.

2. Very sick.

3. Please come over so I can whine and feel sorry for myself.

4. I had finals last week, and I am pleased with my performance.

5. I have had some interesting revelations about myself, emotional walls, and faded linoleum.

6. Yesterday was the 6th anniversary of my grandma’s death, and the 1st time I visited her grave.

7. Bacon lasts much longer in the fridge than you’d think.

8. DINKS frustrate me.

9. Because I am jealous of their money.

10. Now I must go scrub the green film of shame and envy from my body.

11. And I am wondering how in the world it is possible that a fairly uncomplicated and mutual divorce can take an entire flipping year to complete.

12. The end.