My toes are swollen sausages.

Who knew laying in bed for six days could make a person so grouchy?

I am so bored, but the new pain medication makes my head feel jello jiggly so there’s not much I could accomplish anyway.

I tried reading, but the words swim all over the page after a few sentences, which makes me feel like I’m going to puke again.

I tried watching a movie, but I fell asleep halfway through Cold Mountain and when I woke up I couldn’t figure out why the bad guy from Mission Impossible 3 was watching them cut up a cow.

I have an art project humming in my bones, but I don’t have the tools I need. Wire mesh, anyone have some extra wire mesh?

After regurgitating my bean dip into the toilet on Sunday, food just isn’t as much fun anymore.

I got in a fight with Ammon at 4:30 this morning, but the hydrocodone made me forget why. All I remember is that it was his fault.

The snow is melting away and I am as bleak and patchy as my neighbor’s roof. Cowboy take me away.