Commenter Carroll kindly inquired about my ankle surgery. It’s finally happening this Friday, after being rescheduled due to the huge power outage. I am still dreading it as much as I ever was, except I have had a month of extra dreading practice so now I am the Dreading Master and I challenge you to a Dread Duel. I’m gonna win.

Also, I lost my wedding ring. One of the prongs that holds the diamond was damaged, so I put it in a baggie in my purse for safe-keeping on the way to the jeweler, and now it is gone. I can’t find it anywhere. I think I may vomit.

I’m going to go pop some bubble wrap to cheer myself up.

Edited to add: And boobies. Boobies always make me feel better.