1. Public toilets that flush when I’m still sitting on them.

2. Automatic sinks that never turn on no matter how wildly I wave my hand in front of the sensor.

3. Street lights that turn off just as I’m driving underneath them.

4. Electronic toys that start talking to me when I walk past them in the store.

5. Automatic doors that won’t open even when I’m jumping up and down on the mat.

6. Toys that have so many buttons and gadgets they are more complicated to use than my computer.

7. Elevators.

8. Toys that have moving eyes.

9. Gas pumps.

10. Self-scanners at the checkout counter that always yell at me for taking items out of the bag when I never do.