I am not going to BlogHer. If you are going, I don’t want to hear about it. I don’t want to read about it on your blog. I don’t want to talk about it over tea and cucumber sandwiches. And I am totally, completely not bitter about the fact that I am not going.

Luckily, I’ll be spending the weekend with my charming and exquisite friend Misha, so I will be delightfully distracted from the bitterness and jealousy that I do not feel.